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Let's get to the live action. Hell yeah brother you're on the pleasement front, youtube channel. Oh i'm out of fertilizer. Ah i better head to the hardware store and pick up some more fertilizer yeah.

You know i might as well bring this with me. I'm looking over make sure she's tuned up this way. If i get pulled over, i can tell it's for agricultural use. I ain't going anywhere extra support using the loose piece now she's locked in for life, nothing better than taking your tank to the old hardware store.

We've got to get us some fertilizer for our farm equipment dude. You know, there's really not many other factual vehicles like this, the most practical, pretty quiet you can almost hear yourself think you can't even tell the tank. You know what this thing's gon na hate roundabouts look at. That thing drives like a regular old car.

Oh school bus, this guy's - like i, don't know if i'm gon na try to pass that thing. Oh wow, i got a real blind spot over here. One two three, four six lanes wide six lanes: why we've got the tank out here in the turning lane this guy's like dude? What kind of wheels you got on that thing? Hey? Is the military surplus store? This way, you know where the military surplus store is yeah. This way it's like, what's retail, on one of those pal dude, it's so smooth in the turn.

Yeah that's way way better than i thought it was gon na. Do we got a driver in there, though i mean it, takes skill to drive it. That's steady, yeah he's used to her. Now those smooth turns cooking them breaks.

Oh yeah, no big deal there. He goes damn. He went for it. Oh that's great! Oh, what the heck you see, the military surplus store military surplus store, yeah trying to see if they got any live rounds for my tank.
I think you're at the wrong place, bud it's so good on the road dude that was way more smooth than i thought it was yeah. You see how the gate didn't open at the shop and then the sheriff drove by and then the gate opened. What i didn't see the sheriff looking out for us holy crap dude, we're not doing anything illegal. I mean yeah, exactly green, like grass.

What do you want me to say monte, carlo, has no tag. So that's why the gate stays shut. You get pulled over. We get a picture of you, i got ta go buy my fertilizer, all right brother, don't let nobody steal the money or the tank.

Let me work on my professional camera skills. Yeah. It doesn't have to be okay. Oh look, dude four dollar bag outside perfect.

Unbelievable! That's it brother is, oh, you want to know something better. Look at his name tag, brother cleo. What you know how many times i almost bought that on the account. Do you know how happy this makes me? What are they called the poop is through.

So it says your toilets james. Let's stick to the countertop, oh my gosh, there's your gun, you're! Looking for you mount that on your tank brother, no dude, that's awesome! It's a tank! I mean you got to be ready, you catch it. Then they're gon na be calling the police saying we have a gun on us all right. My plunger falls off.

You guys got ta grab it yeah all right. You know what jackson i'm getting kind of i'm kind of thirsty, yeah i'm getting hungry for mcflurry. I think we hit mcdonald's, you know on our way home. Then we got to get diesel.

Yeah definitely need diesel about three quarters out, so you got about one quarters left yeah. You know where the military surplus store is. Google maps took us here, but it was a dragon. What is this thing? Yeah? It's actually a new mustang yeah, it's pretty nice, very cool.

It's not even no hi, all electric. He burns a little bit of diesel all right. Thanks guys how to get that bird. Okay, how's, that what is that thing? This thing street legal, yeah, three-quarter nice? How about hey? Sir? That's a gas guzzler all right! We can't have that here, it's a it's a tesla cyber truck.

It's the new model, hell yeah brother! Do you want to go for a ride? Oh okay, fuel prices these days, man, unreal! That's why they put that's why they put that happy whistling music on so yeah. You don't get so bummed out about spending a hundred ten dollars on 20 years. Really not that much. Really! You know 22 gallons.

I thought it would take 25 gallons, okay, huh! Ah, hey there, how you doing what'd you say: are you driving a tank? Maybe what leads you to believe that i'm driving a tank? I don't know, i just have that feeling you just have that feeling. That's odd uh in other news, i'll, take four oreo mcflurries extra oreo brother! Oh, oh, like 75! Well, i wasn't gon na. Let you cut me and i was gon na - try and run you over, but he's probably come through here a lot. I know you would be surprised actually yeah.
Yes, i would say at least 300 a day, 300 tanks a day, yeah i'll leave. No, i'm surprised the parking lot's not more tore up, it's not military, it's not! No, they have them in the military or this one's not from the us. So this is weird to me. Like i don't know what this is yeah, it's called a rip.

Stop. How are you guys doing hey? I want to try something i wish i would have sucked. As i said sorry, it's her ice cream machine's broken, not a real, tough break. Yeah, oh dude! They got our ice cream machine's broken after we drove a tank here.

You may be telling my last running vehicle here to get a mid flurry. You need to tell me your machine's broken. I wouldn't be surprised. What name is surprise same amount of odds is getting pulled over in this thing.

All right set it on the track right. There yep put it on there yep yup now watch this. Let go hey! Hey thanks brother, this guy's like what in the world golly smooth execution, go. Ask him, she said.

Is he gon na? Do anything marvelous, don't cut them off whatever what you heard dude? That was a cop that was a cop and they just gave you the weep dude. He literally said i don't have time for your all black brand new explorer goes by dude. That's that was awesome was that an expedition or even one of them, cop carter, one of them suvs. Here we are made it back.

We're gon na enjoy our mcflurries and i'm gon na keep fertilizing our weeds. You know there, you go all in all great experience. Great experience, i think, uh might take things up a notch. Take it out to dinner.

You know, i guess it's ballet only where i'm trying to go so we'll see how that ends up, but that's it for now guys, thanks for watching dude for dale, we'll freakin see you later so bye.

By Cleetus

17 thoughts on “Driving a tank to mcdonald’s – the american dream”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Connor Pollock says:

    Can u guys please change checkout settings to where u can pay with card?

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Guy Smiley says:

    I don't think I stopped smiling the whole video. Thanks for that.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jim Allen says:

    That isn't a "tank." A "tank" is an armored vehicle with guns and tracks. That has only tracks, so it's just a tracked vehicle. Hopefully you point that out in the video but the title has turned me off from wanting to see it.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars DAN WEDDERBURN says:

    Garret, i really respect you as a business man. I think what you have achieved in the last few years is truly remarkable. I take my hat off to you. However, i think anything to do with a tank video right now is of such BAD taste. There are thousands of people losing there life in Ukraine due to Russian invasion. Russian tanks have wreaked havoc in that country, you need to give this a second thought my man.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jonathan says:

    Cleeter is such a savage for hittin us with the ray con ad before rippin Kanyeโ€™s old tank around

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Seth Shepard says:

    Weโ€™ll I was gonna let you cut me but then I was gonna run you overโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars VinceALince_SRT says:

    The soft skin tracked vehicle is no damn Tank, itโ€™s cool, but donโ€™t insult the name

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars RisingSunKustoms says:

    Man that thing sticks out like a sore thumb lol I wanna see the tank crush that Tesla ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Alex Gainey says:

    I didnt think it was possible…. But I just watched the most "Florida Man" and "Merica" in 1 whole video! Man driving a got dang tank on the streets being followed by a beautiful #3 Monte Carlo and the McDonalds Ice cream machine is working !?!?!? DOING IT FOR DALE IS THROUGH THE ROOF and SO MUCH BALD EAGLE FREEDOM! USA USA USA! I love this Freakin Country BROTHER!

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars James Wise says:

    Are you guys in Florida? Probably a naive question, but I haven't followed this channel very much.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Game app Reviewer says:

    That little lawn ornament decorations VW bug is $1k? I canโ€™t even sell my running full size vehicle for $1k.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Matt Mallory says:

    I think there should be a built motor in this thing….Drag racing tank would be awesome!!

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars nate cote says:

    Gotta stop calling it a tank it's not armored at all a deer hunting rifle could stop it, it has zero weapons, no night vision or inferred. It's a tracked vehicle. It's awesome and would be fun to own but definitely not a tank.

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Lance Gallant says:

    awsome video sure would be fun to go out with You for a day in that beast ๐Ÿ’ช priceless ๐Ÿ˜€

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tim Mayer says:

    I would love for you to take this to a fancy restaurant, Maddie has to get out wearing a fancy dress, and you throw the keys to a valet

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars jmaynard2487 says:

    Dammit cleetus first 10 seconds I thought we had some updated turbo whistle content haha ๐Ÿ˜„

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars satanstaer atu says:

    I'll stick to my normal set of headphones mainly because I Don't have to charge them ill never understand why u have to charge headphones whis stupid idea was that

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