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You bring your money yep. Is that your allowance? We should be good. What's up guys check it out. Today's video is sponsored by raycon, so raycon makes high quality wireless earbuds and by high quality.

I mean eight hours of play time and then this little case that the earbuds come in is actually a wireless charger for a total time of 32 hours of battery life. But it's not just the battery life. That's the quality here. These things fit virtually anyone's ears.

They're super lightweight, very low profile. Raycon offers gaming earbuds fitness earbuds, but i like the everydays and these raycon earbuds, offer everything that the most competitive earbuds on the market offer but they're half the price. One of my personal favorite items is the fact that they have a built-in microphone. You can take calls with the push of a button.

It's that freaking easy and you guys can even get 20 off that deal today. Well: interruption: raycon, just emailed me and upped the offer to 30 off by visiting, buy ratecon.com clevis mcfarland price is already amazing and they're, offering you guys a discount. Needless to say, they make the perfect gift for this holiday season, thanks to raycon for sponsoring today's video. Let's get to the live action, hell yeah brother you're on the please be far on youtube channel, hey! What's up guys, my name is cletus, and today i'm going to take my luxurious hovercraft out for a stroll.

You know i might hit the mall grab some food. You know i'll just take it out on a nice saturday drive a little busy out here holiday season, but hovercraft land, air and seats get me where i need to go no problem, so alright, so so takes away my hair. What's up, this is proud of property. Can't do it here, mall management they've, already seen you on camera.

Can you do it here? What a hovercraft i'll take it somewhere else, i'm just going to valet for a couple hours. Just christmas shopping, i'm sorry! I thought it was america found us a tv guys. It's pretty sick 700 bucks, 75 inches dude. How big of a truck do we need to transport this with at least 76 inches of cargo space? Ah, we'll be all right um, so these uh boxes, when we wrap them up, you know: ask the styrofoam yeah.

Okay, there's no standard foot here; okay, so if you put it on its side - and i mean literally any pressure you put on it - it's gon na break the screen. Oh really, so i highly recommend having it delivered. You got ta, be really careful. Yeah, that's the biggest thing and if you have a truck then i mean it's not a truck, but it has enough room all right.

So the guy expressed a lot of concern about how to transport it not knowing that we have a hovercraft which is basically the best transport vehicle ever made. I mean the military uses them transport people, cars, trucks. Why can't we transport a tv? It's right on a cushion of air, the most protectable thing on the planet dude. I went over a storm drain over there and it immediately stopped because my cushion is there, my cushion of air went into the storm drain.
No, this is all i drove. Is that legal to drive on the road yeah yeah yeah, really yep, built it myself yeah? I was mowing my lawn this morning and a rock flew out. My mower went through the window hit my tv. My wife was pissed, so she slashed tires on my truck.

That's all i had left so awesome man all right, all right. Let's load sure you want to put this tv yep bring it on it. No, i can carry plenty of weight. I mean.

What's that thing worth 20 pounds? Oh the tv's already coming out. We got to go from the bottom, then brother, yeah. Let me know how you want to do this um uh. What do you think around this way? I guess you thinking like that yeah.

I just don't know if it's legal yeah, i'm just a little worried about the aerodynamics. You know because i got ta have airflow all right. You guys you got a strap like some rope or something we got a rope sure you don't want to deliver. No! No.

I got ta, take it home today, you know what this will be. Fine, let's just lean it back a little bit right. There should be good, you sure, yeah, hey one pull! Everyone knows the rules, you ready all right, thanks guys. Do you tell me if i'm good the traffic, i can't see, tell me what i'm doing how you doing? Am i good so so? Look at that form.

Successful christmas shopping. Tell you what these hovercrafts built for anything land, air steam christmas shopping. What's next prom night hot date? Well, i figured we'll grab some lunch and you know head back to the house so foreign, what's up guys uh can i get uh. I definitely need a number.

Four number four crunch wrap supreme uh. You know what we'll go. No tomato, no leave the tomato, it's holiday seasons. You know what i mean: baja blast, obviously large, hey jackson.

What do you want number seven with the baja? Also, let me get a number seven, another large baja blast extra baja, all right. One pole, you all know the rule. Sorry, it's two-stroke! No, it's a hovercraft yeah after over here there you go 550. yeah.

Well, it's not really on the road because it hovers so it ain't really touching it. Thank you yeah because it don't touch the road. So what are they going to do? What are they going to do catch me? It's not happening. Bud yeah.

I don't think they can catch. You bro nah. It ain't happening. I mean i could just go on water.

It's lancy land see your hair. Thank you. Get off the road and go right in the water. That's all i'm saying i go wherever i want hovercraft life.

I want anything that sucks no cup holders during the traffic jam at the drugstore so at home, but trashman wanted to borrow it as a getaway car. Didn't even spill our drinks, you know what these cover crops way more practical than everyone thinks it's been a great day. Holiday shopping got some lunch thanks for watching, see you later, so you.

By Cleetus

14 thoughts on “Took my luxurious hovercraft to the mall to do some christmas shopping kicked out immediately!!!”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Chris Dunham says:

    I tried the "one pump everyone knows the rules" having sex with the wife… let's just say I don't need to buy her anything for Christmas now.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Clayton Steffensen says:

    Hi Cleetus, I like your content. With that being said there was one thing that drew me to your channel. That thing was "LEROY THE SAVAGE". Out of all the cars and toys you have there is still one thing that I wait for and that is Leroy the Savage. Not Ruby, not Donny, not the crown vic's and definitely not Mullet. All the other cars are second place in relation the Leroy. I watched that car evolve, I watched every video. I watched all the suppliers give you parts with Leroy the Savage or some kind of Bald Eagles or USA stuff on them. That was cool as hell. Leroy is the MAN. Leroy is the Savage and will take on all comers. Take all your cars & toys, line them up and Leroy will be the car I am drawn too. I want more Leroy, less Mullet. That bad ass stick shift Corvette runs nearly the same speed as the other cars anyways. Please show more Leroy videos as Leroy is far more exciting than all the other cars combined. Please, Do it for Dale.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TATE REDLEAF says:

    Floridians have seen weirder I guarantee.
    They’ve probably seen literal wingless airplanes driving down the roads. Or boats on wheels. Which is why they all just smile and wave back. Cause they know he’s just a Mountain Dew drinkin, free living Florida Man.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Twarken says:

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, you Sir, are the gosh dang maaayan! 😂🙌🏼

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Pieter V says:

    Can we see the hovercraft go down the drag strip at Christmas-tree drag racing next month?

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Wildturkey10121 says:

    I hate the ads in this kind of thing but hey have to make money, and in this case I support the product I bought a pair and though I don't use them very often I love them. I like them so much I got some for my wife but she doesn't use hers.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Psycho Chess says:

    not another Raycon push, they are such an awful product, at least do an add for something that's quality.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Marshall Nelson says:

    That poor security guard didn't want to kick ya out. Just doing his job. He hated himself for doing that. 🙂

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mr. Hopper says:

    I feel like Ole Cleet has been hanging out with whistlin diesel too much, and this is what happened, lol.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars RH2RACING says:

    True story. While working at best buy way back in 2000 a couple of guys from time Warner came in and bought 2 $7000 rear projection TVs. They were loading them into a pickup and we HIGHLY recommended getting them delivered. They didn't. As they left they turned into hwy 98n (Lakeland) and both tvs fell out of the truck and shattered onto the road. I'm sure they had a bad time returning to work.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jacob Raleigh says:

    Thank you cleetus this is pure gold.!! I tagged all my boys cuz this is some shit we would do. Had me rolled over laughing

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars S G says:

    Just a Florida man doing Florida man stuff….
    Funniest video I've seen in awhile

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars AME services says:

    You previously always used white ear buds until that shameless plug!? I remember when you drank Mountain Dew too 🤔

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars guycarr360 says:

    The sideways session around the roundabout, has to be the best piece on Cleetus TV in a while, absolute quality!!!

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